Eastern U.P. · In God We Trust
Results worth
standing at
attention for.
Window cleaning, pressure washing, gutters, and holiday lighting for homes and businesses across Michigan's Eastern U.P. Local crew, military standard.
- ✓ Real price in about a minute
- ✓ No obligation
- ✓ Locally owned, fully insured
Results worth standing at attention for
What we do
Two sides. One crew that shows up.
Whatever you need cleaned, at home or at your business, here's the full roster.
Residential
For your home
Window Cleaning
Streak-free glass, hand-cleaned pane by pane. We get the tracks, sills, and screens too, so the only thing you notice is the view.
- Interior & exterior glass
- Tracks, sills & screens
- Hard-water spot removal
Pressure Washing
Driveways, siding, decks, and walkways. We lift years of grime, mildew, and salt without blasting your surfaces, so it comes back clean, not damaged.
- House & siding wash
- Driveways & walkways
- Decks, patios & fences
Gutter Cleaning
Clogged gutters send water where it shouldn't go. We clear every length and downspout by hand, flush them clean, and check the flow before we leave.
- Hand-cleared gutters
- Downspouts flushed clear
- Flow checked end to end
Holiday Lighting
Professional-grade lights, custom-fit to your roofline. We design it, hang it, keep it glowing all season, then take it down and store it for next year.
- Custom design & install
- In-season upkeep
- Take-down & storage
Commercial
For your business
Commercial Window Cleaning
Streak-free glass that keeps your storefront looking open for business. One-time details or a recurring route on the schedule that fits your foot traffic.
- Storefront & entry glass
- Interior & exterior
- Weekly, monthly or quarterly routes
Building Wash & Pressure Washing
Soft-wash and pressure cleaning for building exteriors, entryways, and the high-traffic spots customers actually see. Grime, mildew, and salt gone, surfaces intact.
- Building exteriors & siding
- Entryways & walkways
- Dumpster pads & service areas
Concrete & Flatwork Cleaning
Sidewalks, parking areas, and drive-thru lanes cleared of gum, oil, and buildup. A clean approach is the first impression every customer gets.
- Sidewalks & walk-up areas
- Parking areas & curbs
- Drive-thru lanes
Awning, Sign & Storefront
Awnings, signage, and display windows cleaned so your branding reads sharp from the road. The details that make a tired storefront look cared for.
- Awnings & canopies
- Signage & lightboxes
- Display windows
Commercial Gutter Cleaning
Gutters and downspouts cleared and flowing on larger and multi-unit buildings, protecting the roof, walls, and foundation through U.P. weather.
- Hand-cleared gutters
- Downspouts flushed
- Flow checked end to end
Commercial Holiday Lighting
Professional holiday displays for storefronts, offices, and commercial properties. We design, install, maintain, and take it all down, so your team never touches a ladder.
- Custom commercial design
- Install & in-season upkeep
- Take-down & storage
The difference
Proof in every pane.
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Streak-free guarantee window
2022
Serving the U.P. since
Meet the crew
One standard, every job.
Jon Conroy started Colonel Zips in 2022, not long after moving to the Upper Peninsula, on a simple idea: show up, sweat the details, and treat every home and business like it's your own.
Spot a streak within 48 hours? We come back and make it right, no charge. We don't pack up until you're happy with it. That's an order.
Our territory
Proudly serving Michigan's Eastern U.P.
Based in Gould City and covering the surrounding Eastern Upper Peninsula. Don't see your town? Reach out, there's a good chance we cover you.
Holiday lighting
We hang it, fix it, and take it down.
Professional-grade lights, custom-fit to your roofline. You get the glow, we handle the ladder, the upkeep, and the take-down. Spots book up early.
- 01 DesignWe map your roofline and plan a look that fits your home.
- 02 InstallPro-grade, custom-cut lights, hung clean and secure.
- 03 MaintainA bulb or fuse goes out, we handle it, all season.
- 04 Take-downAfter the holidays we take it all down for you.
- 05 StoreWe label and store your lights for next year.
From the ranks
What the neighbors say.
Sample layout, pending Jon's real Google reviews
“Our windows haven't looked this good since the house was built. The crew was on time, polite, and left everything spotless.”
“Pressure washed the whole driveway and siding. The difference was night and day. Fair price and zero hassle.”
“Did our holiday lights start to finish and took them down in January. Best decision we made all season.”
Good to know
Questions, answered.
Do you offer free estimates?
Always. Reach out with what you need cleaned and we'll give you a clear, no-obligation price. No pressure, no surprises.
Are you insured?
Yes. Colonel Zips is fully insured, so your home and our crew are covered on every job.
What areas do you serve?
We're based in Gould City and serve homes and businesses across Michigan's Eastern Upper Peninsula. If you're nearby and don't see your town listed, just ask.
Do I need to be home for the work?
For most exterior work, no. As long as we have access to the areas being cleaned, you don't have to be there. We'll confirm everything beforehand.
How early should I book holiday lighting?
Early fall is ideal. Spots fill up fast once the season starts, so the sooner you're on the schedule, the better your pick of dates.
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