Window · Pressure · Gutter · Holiday Lighting
Spotless windows.
Pristine siding.
At ease.
Colonel Zips brings military precision to window cleaning, pressure washing, gutter cleaning, and holiday lighting across Michigan's Eastern U.P. One call, and your home's exterior is handled.
- ✓ Locally owned & operated
- ✓ Fully insured
- ✓ Free, no-obligation estimates
Locally owned
Gould City, MI
Fully insured
Home & crew covered
Free estimates
No pressure, ever
Since 2022
Serving the Eastern U.P.
What we do
Four jobs. Done right the first time.
From the glass to the gutters to the lights on your roofline, Colonel Zips keeps the outside of your home looking sharp, season after season.
Window Cleaning
Streak-free glass, hand-cleaned pane by pane. We get the tracks, sills, and screens too, so the only thing you notice is the view.
- Interior & exterior glass
- Tracks, sills & screens
- Hard-water spot removal
Pressure Washing
Driveways, siding, decks, and walkways. We lift years of grime, mildew, and salt without blasting your surfaces, so it comes back clean, not damaged.
- House & siding wash
- Driveways & walkways
- Decks, patios & fences
Gutter Cleaning
Clogged gutters send water where it shouldn't go. We clear every length and downspout by hand, flush them clean, and check the flow before we leave.
- Hand-cleared gutters
- Downspouts flushed clear
- Flow checked end to end
Holiday Lighting
Professional-grade lights, custom-fit to your roofline. We design it, hang it, keep it glowing all season, then take it down and store it for next year.
- Custom design & install
- In-season upkeep
- Take-down & storage
The difference
Proof in every pane.
Drag the slider to see the kind of transformation we deliver, from grimy and gray to bright and spotless.
Real photos, coming soon
We're loading this gallery with real before-and-after jobs from around the Eastern U.P. Until then, this illustration shows the standard we hold every job to: water spots gone, siding brightened, gutters flowing, and a finish you can see from the street.
Get your home on the listThe mission
Four steps. Zero hassle.
01
Request
Call, text, or send the form. Tell us what needs attention.
02
Free estimate
We size up the job and give you a clear, no-pressure price.
03
We deploy
Our crew arrives on time, in uniform, and gets to work.
04
Final inspection
We don't pack up until it passes the Colonel's inspection.
Seasonal
Holiday lights, handled box to basement.
Skip the cold ladder and the tangled strands. We design a custom display for your home, install pro-grade lights, keep them glowing all season, then take everything down and store it for next year. You just enjoy the glow.
It's never too early. Book before the season fills up.
Reserve my spot- 1
Design
We map your roofline and plan a look that fits your home.
- 2
Install
Pro-grade, custom-cut lights, hung clean and secure.
- 3
Maintain
A bulb or fuse goes out, we handle it, all season.
- 4
Take-down
After the holidays we take it all down for you.
- 5
Store
We label and store your lights for next year.
Colonel's
Guarantee
Spot a streak within 48 hours? We make it right. No charge.
If anything's missed, we come back and fix it, no questions asked. We show up on time, treat your property like it's our own, and we don't consider the job done until you're happy with it. That's an order.
Meet the crew
One standard, every job.
Jon Conroy started Colonel Zips in 2022, not long after moving to the Upper Peninsula, on a simple idea: show up, sweat the details, and treat every home like it's your own.
Today Jon and his crew bring that same standard to every job, from the first quote to the final walk-through. Local people who take pride in the work and stand behind it. No call centers, no handoffs, no corners cut where you can't see.
That's the whole pitch. Honest work, a clean finish, and a team you can count on, season after season.
Our territory
Proudly serving Michigan's Eastern U.P.
Based in Gould City and covering the surrounding Eastern Upper Peninsula. Don't see your town? Reach out, there's a good chance we cover you.
From the ranks
What the neighbors say.
Sample layout , pending Jon's real Google reviews
“Our windows haven't looked this good since the house was built. The crew was on time, polite, and left everything spotless.”
“Pressure washed the whole driveway and siding. The difference was night and day. Fair price and zero hassle.”
“Did our holiday lights start to finish and took them down in January. Best decision we made all season.”
Good to know
Questions, answered.
Do you offer free estimates?
Always. Reach out with what you need cleaned and we'll give you a clear, no-obligation price. No pressure, no surprises.
Are you insured?
Yes. Colonel Zips is fully insured, so your home and our crew are covered on every job.
What areas do you serve?
We're based in Gould City and serve homes and businesses across Michigan's Eastern Upper Peninsula. If you're nearby and don't see your town listed, just ask.
Do I need to be home for the work?
For most exterior work, no. As long as we have access to the areas being cleaned, you don't have to be there. We'll confirm everything beforehand.
How early should I book holiday lighting?
Early fall is ideal. Spots fill up fast once the season starts, so the sooner you're on the schedule, the better your pick of dates.
Ready to hand it off?
Tell us what needs cleaning and we'll send a free, no-pressure estimate. Most folks hear back the same day.
Free estimate
Let's get your home looking sharp.
Send a few details and we'll get right back to you with a clear price. Prefer to talk? Call or text the number below.